Trees Hate You

Trees Hate You – A True Troll Game, the More You Play, the More Annoying It Gets

Trees Hate You isn't a game for relaxation. It's a game to… annoy you. You play as someone who has just finished a picnic and wants to go home. Sounds normal. But the forest doesn't think so.

The trees in the game aren't just standing still for show. They “play you.” They trick you. They ambush you. And almost everything you see could be a trap.

The strange thing is that the game doesn't try to make you better. It tries to make you make mistakes.

Gameplay – Every Step Requires Suspicion

This game isn't difficult in a high-skill way. It's difficult because… It's unpredictable.

• A straight line → could collapse

• A signpost → could be fake

• A tree standing still → could fall on you

Each death is usually very quick. And very illogical.

But it's precisely this illogicality that makes the game stand out. Players not only "fail," but also get trolled in quite funny ways.

How to Play Trees Hate You

Objective

• Travel through the forest

• Avoid traps

• Survive as long as possible

Controls

• W/A/S/D: move

• Arrow keys: replace

• Some demos include simple interactions

The game doesn't require complex combos or techniques. But the more you play, the more you realize… nothing is safe.

Gameplay Tips (actually to avoid frustration)

• Go slowly, don't rush

• Seeing something "too easy" → likely a trap

• Remember where you died (very important)

• Don't trust yourself the first time

This game is a "die to learn" type of game. There are no shortcuts.

Key Differences in the Game

• Simple concept, but very intense execution

• Traps placed without a pattern

• Includes dark humor; even dying is funny

• Each playthrough feels like being teased by the game

The game focuses on creating constant surprises rather than standard platformer gameplay.

Conclusion

Trees Hate You isn't for the hot-tempered. But if you like troll games where you die repeatedly but still want to keep playing, then it's perfect.

You might get frustrated after a while. But once you've had enough… you'll want to try again.